This is me at a coffee shop not drinking coffee.
It pains me to reference Breakfast At Tiffany’s in this post, because if I were to fully replicate the iconic Givenchy look, I’d try a lot harder. I’d actually have my hair up for crying out loud. But this title made me laugh, so I’m rolling with it.
My original title (although a bit long) was All Dressed Up With Everywhere To Go & Things To Not Do. It references the actuality behind the scenes that are being so artistically painted for you in entertainment. Do you ever wonder if the subjects of editorials, television shows, and movies are ever actually doing what they are portraying? For instance, did Audrey Hepburn actually eat breakfast (with that waist size I’m not so sure), and did she actually get some Tiffany’s? Or, do you ever stop to think how stupid it is for models and actors to be doing what it looks as if they’re doing? Confused? You’re welcome.
It’s completely acceptable to stop in the middle of a sidewalk, block the way of people who have real things to do, and air out your armpits, right? Side note: that lens flare is real.
No breakfast, no Tiffany’s, and certainly no movie. Sorry Forrest Whitaker, this girl has a full schedule of standing in front of buildings and doing absolutely nothing.
Eww, is that sunlight touching my skin? Maybe if I hold really still it’ll go away.